Crazy Me, Crazy Signatures

Its been over two years since when I have been forwarding my mails in bulk to my friends and/or foes. With every mail I have added a touch of my madness in the form of the Signatures written below. They may be based on the current happenings then like the ban on Adult Content to restructuring the solar system with possible new planets before Pluto was kicked out. Or they simply could be a passing crappy idea that bounced off my head. Quite a unique collection has been accumulated till yet and I feel showcase it out on display like some Museum through my BLOG. Its a different story all together whether i have an audience or no who bother visiting it. Those who dont, Lucky you....for the rest...yeh hai ab tak ki paagalpan till 2007:

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(Copy Paste it in ur add bar and click enter. Its not a BUG -BRIAN)
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8002 RAEY WEN YPPAH
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Too many Cooks spoil the Broth. So then you must be getting only CRAP to eat in Big Hotels unless there is only 1 Chef cooking.

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Due to the recent findings of traces of insanity in all my emails, The Kazakhistan's Mental Institution has recalled all of them. Open the mails at your own risk. Ohh!! Its too late for you.

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.serutangiS ym daer ot etarepsed era yllaer uoY !!!woW
(Read in Arabic style from Right to Left)

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My religion forbids me from sending forwards to other Humans. So Please tell your Masters to stop pestering me. Here, hv a biscuit.

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Hum Angreezo ke zamaane ke E-Mailer hai.........

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If Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus,
then if you were born on Earth, you must be a Transvertite.

-Brian (Martian)

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Why is writing an unprepared exam like having sex????
Kyunki jo answer nahi aata woh THOK do........

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Horoscope for 2007 by Brian
Aries- The phase that nobody cared 4 u last year is going to continue
Taures- uhh...mmmm...Look a bone...Go Catch!
Gemini- The truth of ur sun sign is u r a Ge-mini. That means a Mini Gay
Cancer- U wil get d Cancer of ur choice. Blood cancer, Skin Cancer
Leo- Ur partner wil hv an affair wid THE ONE -Neo
Virgo- Who are u kidding? Ur new sun sign should be VIRgin-long-aGO
Libra- This year is all about Bras and Viagras. (sorry bt there wont be any women)
Scorpio- Remember d last time u got laid? I hope you do, bcos there is no more luck till 2008
Saggitarius- Ur GF, who has nt slept with u yet bcos she sd she was saving up 4 d marriage, is pregnant
Capricorn- RUN!! George Bush has declared war on Capricorns bcos a Capricorn idiot threw a Rubber Duck on him. U.S Army has been deployed on the Tropic of Capricorn
Aquarius- 4 better luck you need to spell your star sign as "Aekwaryus"
Picses- U r a Star sign? Since when.....never heard of you.....NEXT!

10)
Innovative Warning on a Condom Packet:-
There is many a Drip between
your Prick and her Hip.

11)
We both know everyone must have some secrets...........
So don't take it wrongly when people ask me "Do I know You" and I disgustingly pretend I obviously do not. I would like that to be a secret......
FOREVER.

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Due to the recent Ban on Adult Content, Discovery Channel has been asked to amend its Biography on Archimedes and incur some Indian Values. So after a Royal bath instead of running naked shouting "Eureka", Archimedes will fully dress himself, Oil his hair and take his parents blessings before going out and Shouting HARI OM, HARI OM

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I wonder why they Kicked me out when I proposed to declare MY Own WORLD as the Fourth New Planet in the Solar System......Maybe they would take me more seriously if I adopted a Roman Gods name like Bacchus.....The God of Wine and partying.......

--Bacchus (formely known as Brian)

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Send this mail to 6546465135 people within 47 secs holding your right leg in your left hand while scratching under ur arms and you will get Brian Baba's Ashirwad for Smooth Motions.

If you will not, please carry Tissue paper at all times. You have been fore-warned.
--Brian Baba

15)
New Song:-
If there's something STRANGE
in your NEIGHBOURHOOD........
Who ur gonna Call????

.............ROBIN-HOOD

16)
Aap Jaisa koi, Meri Zindagi aaye,
To Baat ka batangad ban jayage......


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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:-
If an Eye for an Eye will make the whole world Blind.
Is Global Warming bcos of you and I Farting???????

18)
This mail has been sent by Brian........
-B for BhatacharyaNarangSwami
-R for RavindraVeerPurabSinghal
-I for IndraNarayanVidyabharti
-A for AurangzebMuftiAlMohammedKhan and
-N for NityaVallakichamSuryavanshRai
............Dobara Mat Puchna


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Aaram Haraam hai,
Mein Haraami hoon.......


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The World's most desperate flirting line---
Kya Tum Akele ho.......
Mujse Zabardasti karoge


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If you wish to unsubscribe from receiving my mails then---
BULLSHIT...There is no such way....You're SCREWED.


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My Mom told me not to send emails to strangers.........By the way
Whats your name????????

23)
Don't drink while Surfing....

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Who authorised you to get mails from me?